ARCANE BULLSHIT APK
Game information
Version 1.4.1 (#2)
Updated 2016-07-03
APK Size 49.2 MB
Requires Android Android 2.3+ (Gingerbread)
Offered by Nikolai Momot
Category Free Card Game
Game id com.Momot.ArcaneBullsit
Developer's notes Arcane Bullshit is a powerfully weird fortune-telling app.
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What's new in ARCANE BULLSHIT 1.4.1
Editor's review
Download the latest ARCANE BULLSHIT application, version 1.4.1, compatible with Windows 10/11 (using emulators such as Bluestacks), Android devices. This free Card app is developed by Nikolai Momot and is easy to download and install.
Previous versions, including 1.4.1, are also available. If you need help or have any problems, please let us know.
Description
Just like your favourite Tarot, Lenormand, or Pokemon card decks, ARCANE BULLSHIT can help you to peer into the inky abyss of your own fate! Follow the simple step-by-step prompts to read the cards, and ARCANE BULLSHIT will answer all of your weirdest personal queries! Use the text describing each card to guide you as you decipher the hidden mysteries of the future, or use your own bullshit intuition and just make shit up! ARCANE BULLSHIT is guaranteed to illuminate your past, reveal your future, and waste your present!
BUT WAIT! If you love ARCANE BULLSHIT, why not purchase a physical deck?? Follow the BUY link in the app's ABOUT section to learn more!
*Use of Arcane Bullshit is not recommended for clerics, bishops, sapient dolls, anyone born before 1960, nieces, recent grads, cherubs, or non-virgins. Consult a physician immediately if you experience mind-rending hallucinations lasting longer than 6 hours, or your fingernails turn into soap.
**For best results, set up a wicker tent in your den, home office, or wherever dark and unspeakable rites are performed. Consecrate the tent with koala tears and vermouth. Kneel on a balsa rod for no more than 66 seconds. Do not attempt to use Arcane Bullshit without a level 36 ectoplasmic shield, and a 4" brass toad.
†Arcane Bullshit is an absolutely serious and horrifying conduit to forgotten realms of incomprehensible illumination. Enjoy responsibly under the supervision of a qualified shaman.
‡Arcane Bullshit is an incredibly grave and sophisticated divination system, steeped in potent and unfathomable meaning, and intended for the solemn contemplation of initiated disciples only. Ages 9 and up.
††Arcane Bullshit is not a substitute for bathing.
Game permissions
ARCANE BULLSHIT 1.4.1 APK requires following permissions:
Allows an application to write to external storage.
Allows an application to read from external storage.
Ratings and Reviews
Rating: 4.0/5 based on Less than 100 reviews
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5 ★ Bullshit galore. It's like mud wrestling in Bullshit, but way better.
5 ★ A really good app. Genius- perfect to satiate the screaming chaos beings inside our heads. 5/5 would melt into a shrieking void again
5 ★ I haven't even used it yet and still, it is correct.
